Diary of a Lotusphere Widow: Day -1

The lotus is so thick you can smell it in the air”…”

He decides to volunteer me(?), uh, tell me(?), ?- I was ?olun-told´ that I should run to the store after work for one of his Lotusphere projects.

"Honey, why do *I* need to go there," I asked.

Logical Beloved programmer says, "Because you´re in that area and daycare is across the street."

Now, while I am a logical sort, geek and programmer too, I´m still a girl”…” And I think I´ve been *super* cool about this Lotusphere cult/revival thing, the Dolphin Hotel elevator noises in bed, and even about the talking alcoholic IBM turtle. . "Ummm”…” No, try again." I´m a good girlfriend so ill give him another chance.

And you can almost see his brain processing it:

mouth.addEventHandler(MouthEvent.SPEAK, makeGirlfriendHappy);

Function makeGirlfriendHappy(e:hopefullyNone):void;{
NavigateToHappyGirlfriend (newHappyGirlfriendRequest ("[insert quick thinking touchy-feely stuff here]"));

"You´re sweet and kind and nice to me?" He blubs.

Do I let him off easy? Do I? DO I?

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